Stories from the Kingdom of Klah

As far back as their memories stretched they had met on Wednesdays to create galaxies. Pauline sometimes thought she remembered a Wednesday cave painting class several thousand years ago, but the other spirits said she was just being fanciful, and anyway Wednesdays didn't exist back then. It was also a mystery to them why it was so important to keep creating galaxies, although Francine suspected the answer to the mystery was MYSTERY, because when they went through a brief phase of not meeting and got regular jobs moving bits of paper around and stapling things to other things as people had always advised them to, the world suddenly became smaller, and some stars fizzled out before their time and fell into the sea.

Sometimes, when the weather is warm and the days are long, particularly in places where nature is both frenzied and calm, experts believe the skin between universes can become less like the layers of a hearty lasagne and more like a single piece of filo pastry, and in these moments sounds and images can filter from one to the other.

Historic photograph of the Royal Master Artist posing with some of her mates in the Garden of Monoi (pronounced Mono-eye). The garden was originally created by a Mr Wanzalig Werginoch, a monocle salesman, in the hope of breeding some more customers - but unfortunately for him, it turned out the birds and beasts of this garden are all born with perfect vision. Not the best depth of field of course, so if you do go for a visit, be prepared for some comical animal collision - definitely a must visit if you’ve always wanted to butt heads with a snake, walk into a bird, or trip over a lizard.

Estuaries are magical places because they transform constantly, as the sea makes regular visits before dashing off to another party, and back again, rhythmically and reliably but also fashionably later than the day before.

One particular estuary in the Kingdom of Klah, the Oreh-wuto, has a few extra magic parts to it - there’s a little island stage in the middle of it that Herman the Merman often brings his circus to, where the crowds gather and eat extra salty popcorn. There’s a section of reeds home to a family of ducks who are said to be royalty because their feet are not webbed, but instead have long toes which they use to play the harp with moderate competence.

A citizen arriving in Klah through a portal once voted “Most Golden Portal to Klah”. It was stripped of this title when it was discovered that the Golden Volcano of South Klah is also a portal between the universes, if you manage to throw yourself into the crater in between the frequent eruptions (every eight minutes and six seconds exactly). The lava of the Golden Volcano is molten silver, and the area is now known for its many interesting sculptures depicting travellers with a poor sense of time management.
This portal (pictured), instead now boasts the prestigious title “Most Golden Portal to Klah that Won’t Turn You Into A Statue”.