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Clive Jazzhands, Who Didn't Read Things Properly

The man formally known as Clive Jazzhands, an aspiring jazz dancer who didn't read his "Know Your Berry" book properly, and gobbled a Stonefaceberry thinking it was a Jazzberry. He is now living out his days as a rock-face, bodiless, jazzless, with not much to do except lecture the sea about always doing your homework properly, while the sea steadily chips away at him hoping he will eventually be quiet. Yesterday's revelation that the missing Prince Algernon has also been discovered living as a limestone cave has promoted the Department of Dangerous Flora & Fauna to release a statement warning foraging citizens to beware of the very ordinary looking berries, which are small, red, and covered with pictures like this: πŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ


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