The Wafflefalter Bush

The wafflefalter bush, the leaves of which when stewed and thrown over ones left shoulder cure indecisiveness. Although many people suffer from this frustrating ailment, this remedy is not used as much as it should be as the patients tend to spend too long deciding which leaves are the most succulent, how long to stew them for and whether the over the shoulder motion should be quick and decisive, or slower and more accurate, and in the meantime the leaves shrivel and die. The distinctive flowers grow in the shape of the question mark in the Klahtian alphabet (), and questions have been raised about which came first; did life imitate art, or art imitate life (never resolved).

Often found growing on fences.