The Beetle of Excitement Greeting Card

Are you familiar with the Beetle of Excitement? As you can see, it has many wings, and soars higher than many birds. What a lucky beetle! Such exciting views!  Unfortunately, this enthusiastic creature also has a tendency to get over excited and in a peculiar twist of nature, this causes it to faint, and drop from the sky.  These days many Beetles choose to wear platform shoes made of cushions for a softer landing  (and equally, residents of Beetle prone areas choose to wear large padded hats). In times of particularly exciting events, such as the last National Towel Folding Championships when a competitor secretly pre-dampened other competitors towels, befuddling their techniques and resulting in mass rioting throughout Klah, by which I mean several eggs were thrown and somebody lost a hat, preparations are also made for over excited beetles - safety nets are strung up, animal horns are decorated with tennis balls, and prickly bushes don their Special Occasion Excitement Cloaks. This is possibly where the famous Klah ballad comes from:

Should you ever see a bush wearing a coat! Get out your padded hat!   

A6 Sized Folded Greeting Card with The Beetle of Excitement illustration on the front and (blank inside for your coded messages / sonnets). Includes envelope.