{"product_id":"the-sealhog-womens-monarch-tee-pale-blue","title":"The Sealhog Women's Monarch Tee, Powder Blue","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton tee (180 GSM, pre-shrunk), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand. Sizing guide in images. Available with rolled or unrolled sleeve option.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis screenprint is done by the Royal Master Artist mixing the inks together while printing, so each one will have an individual blend of colours.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAccompanied by the Sealhog story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e....................................................................................\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThe Sealhog, Noisiest Creature in Klah\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eT\u003c\/span\u003ehe native sealhog of Klah, who spends his nights snoring so loudly other forest creatures are forced to migrate great distances, and spends his days crashing loudly through the undergrowth, screaming and squealing like a deranged smoke alarm, has been nominated in the Noisiest Creature in Klah competition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe sealhog is normally found romping around in seaside forests, and many of those who live in these areas have been forced to erect sealhog-proof fences around their properties, covered in sponges and bits of foam to absorb the racket. You would think, with all this excessive clatter that the sealhog could not possibly manage to catch any prey and that the species should surely have starved to death long ago, but in fact, due to the amount of time his mouth is gaping wide open, a surprising amount of flying grubs and fish find their way into his cavernous mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Noisiest Creature in Klah competition ends on the next Full Moon and the winner will receive a powerful megaphone.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Powder Blue \/ Rolled","offer_id":43084022841478,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Powder Blue \/ Unrolled","offer_id":43084022874246,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Powder Blue \/ Rolled","offer_id":43084022907014,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Powder Blue \/ Unrolled","offer_id":43084022939782,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Powder Blue \/ Rolled","offer_id":43084022972550,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Powder Blue \/ Unrolled","offer_id":43084023005318,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Powder Blue \/ Rolled","offer_id":43084023038086,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Powder Blue \/ Unrolled","offer_id":43084023070854,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Sealhog_Pale_Blue_Monarch_Rolled_Sleeves_2.jpg?v=1776756306","url":"https:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/products\/the-sealhog-womens-monarch-tee-pale-blue","provider":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","version":"1.0","type":"link"}